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  1.                               LESSON 21:
  2.                                  FINAL
  3.                                  EXAM
  4.  
  5.                     Complete the following passage:
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  9. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't
  10. teach, counsel. Those who can't counsel, administrate. Those who
  11. can't administrate, enter data into the computer. Those who can't
  12. enter data into the computer, take dictation. Those who can't take
  13. dictation, alphabetize files. Those who can't alphabetize files,
  14. answer the phone. Those who can't answer the phone, fry hamburgers.
  15. Those who can't fry hamburgers, run the cash register. Those who
  16. can't run the cash register, wait on tables. Those who can't
  17. wait on tables, carry dirty dishes to the kitchen. Those who
  18. can't carry dirty dishes to the kitchen, wash dirty dishes.
  19. Those who can't wash dirty dishes, peel potatoes. Those who
  20. can't peel potatoes, buff the floor. Those who can't buff the floor,
  21. haul out the garbage. Those who can't haul out the garbage,
  22. write poetry. Those who can't write poetry, write clever letters
  23. to the editor. Those who can't write clever letters to the editor,
  24. write angry letters to the editor. Those who can't write angry
  25. letters to the editor, spraypaint graffiti. Those who can't
  26. spraypaint graffiti, write screenplays. Those who can't write
  27. screenplays, write TV scripts. Those who can't write TV scripts,
  28. read scripts for the studios. Those who can't read scripts for
  29. the studios, act. Those who can't act, take acting classes. Those
  30. who can't take acting classes, sing. Those who can't sing, sing
  31. rock 'n' roll. Those who can't sing rock 'n' roll, sing it anyway.
  32. Those who can't sing it anyway, become depressed. Those who can't
  33. become depressed, get bitter. Those who can't get bitter, get
  34. confused. Those who get confused, stay confused. Those who stay
  35. confused, find it difficult to complete unfinished sentences. Those
  36. who find it difficult to complete unfinished sentences, ___________.
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  41. Utne Reader, NOV/DEC 1987, p77.
  42. (c) Matt Groening, Acme Features Sindicate 7-10-87
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